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Swamp Donkey 

Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)

Swamp Donkey:

A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.

Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI
I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!
Swamp Donkey by The m00z January 11, 2006

blue donkey 

A sexual act where a partner tightly ties a string around the man's ball sack, hits it with a 2x4, brays loudly, and then walks away.
When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.
blue donkey by Tdogggydogg January 20, 2017

smacking the donkey 

When you smack someones butt .

A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .
Two guys are talking .

GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?
smacking the donkey by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

donkey shit 

a piece of turd thats comes from the donkeys arse
eeeeewwwww that smells donkey shit
donkey shit by 0o~lauz~o0 October 28, 2005

Donkey Knocking 

While riding your pertner from behind, just before shooting your load, hit her round the head with something hard. This causes her to contract giving the beholder great pleasure
Last night i donkey knocked my girlfriend, today i am a new man!
Donkey Knocking by Minchos May 2, 2003