when your doing a chick on the beach and before you cum you pull your dick out stick it in the sand and then shove that shit back in there and cover your ears because thats one loud fucking seagull.
me and sally were on the beachgetting it on then i pulled a screaming seagull. that bitch screamed so loud i need a hearing aide in my left ear.
when the homie is spitting so hard that they just can't be understood. like wtf did those words actually come out your mouth? did i hear that correctly?
when they start talking with their hands and making swirls in the air using their wand
homie: see that would never happen because the moment she decides that she wants to play me i already decided along ass time ago that I was going to play her, so really she's only playing herself