Wheeler is the maddest of all lads. Never off a bender but he is also never off a lucky gal.
He has unbelievable rizz and can pull any female with little to no effort, and will not hesitate to document every experience with great detail.
His massive "personality" will have anybody running for a piece of Wheeler.
professor physicist John A. Wheeler, coined the word black hole therefore the blackest of all black colors should be named after him as the wheeler black, right?