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Yucatan Ukulele

Inserting a handful of Chicletes into the desired hole prior to vigorous intercourse than pulling out after a powerful orgasm keeping the gummy strings attached at both ends. The resulting instrument of lust is the Yucatan Ukulele. Enjoy amigos!
The mariachi strummed a soft flamingo tune after seeing my abuela on their funky fresh Yucatan Ukulele.
Yucatan Ukulele by Leg Tat March 20, 2018
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Hold my ukulele 

Similar to expression to the "Hold My Cigarette" or "Hold My Cigarette"
"How to embarass yourself on Youtube..."

"Hold My Ukulele" - Colleen Ballinger
Hold my ukulele by limbo9 June 30, 2023

teaching the ukulele 

A euphemism for a mutual masturbation technique where one partner sits behind/lies beneath the other person and stimulates them sexually, using their hand(s).
I'm dead tired, I stayed up late teaching the ukulele with Monika.

playing the ukulele 

Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.
Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

Dirty ukulele 

When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.
White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?

Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.

Painting a ukulele

The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick
Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.

Pull out a ukulele

Apologize; to make an apology video; a reference to Colleen Ballinger’s sung apology video on YouTube
JoJo Siwa better pull out a ukulele because that music video was atrocious.”