Twatterati 

Noun: A secret society of inconsiderate tools.

Members of the Twatterati are inducted by the public. One cannot request to be inducted.

Being inducted into the Twatterati made me realise I'm an absolute cunt.

Twatterati by The Supreme Twatterat August 9, 2020

Twitterite 

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.

Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!

Twitterite by Boozewatch.com.au July 2, 2009

twitterass 

Harassing someone through twitter, usually following them while they are not following you; local and national celebrities or press people, etc.

twitterassing, twitterassment.

(also, sexual twitterassment)

"Yea, Jay decided to take a break from twitter. That girl he met last week totally twitterassed him."

"It is the policy of this paper that no reporter respond to twitterassment from the unwashed masses we feed our crap to."

twitterass by mat_catastrophe September 9, 2011

Twitterbit

The clitoris. The love-button.

He opened wider my hairy slit,
And tongued my rigid twitterbit,
I moaned and jerked in ecstasy,
As he slowly sucked the spunk from me.

Twitterbit by windsostrange September 13, 2011

Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation

@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"

Twitterbate by BethCagnol June 29, 2011

Twitterette's Syndrome 

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.

I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

Twitterette's Syndrome by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

Twitterbate by bateworld December 5, 2011