turtleneck

What uncircumsized French men call their sheath. Also can be referred to as a skin sweater.

"You guys will need coats, but I won't, I've got on my turtleneck"

turtleneck by Straci September 16, 2007

turtleneck

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

turtleneck by simo1981 April 19, 2008

Turtleneck

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

Turtleneck by Greggo Antony Bater March 4, 2010

Turtlesucker 

A person, place, or thing that sucks on turtles

Wow, that guy is such a turtlesucker!

Turtlesucker by Hamburger Pizza June 26, 2016

Turtleneck Trevors

Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.

Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.

Turtleneck Trevors by JustaStoner January 30, 2020

Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

Turtleneck handshake by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Turtleneck

Someone of Sweater-Boy ethnic culture.
(Offensive Term)

I hate turtlenecks.

Turtleneck by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023