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The Wicked Witch of the West

When you are outside and suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.
Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.
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The bearded witch 

1. A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch...
The bearded witch by T Allen September 22, 2008

The bearded witch 

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...
The bearded witch by T Allen October 4, 2006

The Heard witch hunt. 

The 2022 a witch hunt occurred against viral social media actress AmberHeard, this ironic slander included the likes of: popular YouTubers, anti-heard merch, uninformed memes, and misogynistic men looking for clout.

And dispite the overwhelming amount of evidence against Depp, his case being lost in the UK and the sun's article exposing him and the many evidence of bots from Depp, by the CEO of bot sentinel (which is not biased don't believe conservatives) the jury, which included fans of Depp, voted against heard, which was evidence enough they were biased.
The Heard witch hunt.

THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: THE Blair Witch Project (The Lonely Island to Eduardo Sanchez)

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru 

The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru
The Blair Witch Project, The Grudge, And The Ring Ginger Ale Back Smackeru

Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.
You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.