The Oral Robert 

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

The Oral Robert by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

Robert The Bruce 

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

Robert The Bruce by william the wallace March 15, 2006

glow in the dark rubber pancake 

when u put on a glow in the dark condom and screw a fat girl.

man i still cant believe u gave girl a glow in the dark rubber pancake@

glow in the dark rubber pancake by thuggaa December 2, 2009

The Raging Robert 

The act of penatrating an under age vaginal canal, only to bust a nut through masterbation because she sucks. Then minutes later going on a date with your future girlfriend.

After the 13 year olds soccer practice. Randall decided she had a nice rack and should be introduced to the Raging Robert.

The Raging Robert by kman04 April 28, 2005

the nick roberts

The act of being balls deep inside of a Zoo animal while it screams in pain.

Last night at the Zoo me and My uncle stan performed the nick roberts on a sea lion.

the nick roberts by Cocobeans81 March 13, 2015

Roberto the pigeon 

A stupid ratty old pigeon who looks nasty on camera

Person who isn’t Eva: ROBERTOOOOO SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!

Have you seen Roberto the pigeon today?

Roberto the pigeon by Robbie the pigeon October 11, 2018

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt! 

The guy who is and will stay loyal to all in his life. Usually plays baseball or basketball and has curly blonde hair and blue eyes. He is so perfect in every way and he is loved by many! He doesnt usually think he's very attractive. He is SUPER funny and makes every girl GO CRAZY. any girl would be lucky to meet a Robert!

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!

Girl1: OMG i totally love robert he is so perfect in every way and i love him so much! nobody makes me feel like he does!
Girl2: AWW Robert is totally lovable! u need to go out with him!

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt! by buttercup518 May 25, 2013