Charlie in the chocolate factory 

A slang term for having anal sex. The "Charlie" refers to the penis while the "chocolate factory" refers to the anus, which produces "chocolate" (referring to shit).

Paula:Hey Tom
Tom:Yes, Paula?
Paula:You know, I feel very turned on by the movie I watched. Perhaps you can stick your charlie in the chocolate factory, but MY chocolate factory.
Tom:Why yes I would. C'mon i'll do you on the spot.

Charlie in the chocolate factory by PresidentMudkip January 16, 2011

Preach to the choir 

It’s a metaphor which basically means tell us something we don’t already know. Usually pertains to a conversation about something related to politics or religion but could mean anything . In church there’s always a preacher every Sunday. The choir boys and girls are the people who sing the melodies. So basically the choir has heard everything the preacher has to say every Sunday. Does newcomers would not have heard what the preacher had said. So when somebody says preach to the choir the metaphor actually means that the choir has already heard everything the preacher has to say. So if somebody’s rambling on and on about a subject that you already know about and agree with you could say well you’re preaching to the choir LOL get it?

Donald trump is an idiot And is the worse president ever !Ya preach to the choir their buddy .

Preach to the choir by Nick Tusk December 31, 2019

Smack in the chops 

A punch to the face, for the purpose of getting someone to wake up to themselves. Can be a back-hander, or an open-handed slap also. As long as it gets the message across.

That bloke is right up himself! Someone ought to give him a good smack in the chops, and tell him to pull his head in.

Smack in the chops by Hateful! May 15, 2006

the chortle 

The chortle is dipping one's balls into a glass of bubbly while she blows bubbles through a straw and jerks you off

the chortle by Anonymous May 14, 2003

the choo choo shoe 

The train in the amazing sequel to charlie the unicorn;charlie the unicorn 2: the banana king

Hop on board the train charlie
it's gonna take us to the banana king
i don't see any train all i see is a giant sneaker
its the choo choo shoe charlie
the choo choo shooooe
hurry charlie its about to leave
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoooe shoooe
chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga shoooe shoooe
LMAO:p

the choo choo shoe by assain13317 March 27, 2009

the chosen juan 

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

the chosen juan by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

The Chodesman by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011