fishy taters

When you wipe the sweat from under both sides of your balls and proceed to hold it under some poor fucker's nose and shout "Fishy Taters!"

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drippy taters

when you let your potatoes sit in your pantry for two years and they start dripping

“Oh I got drippy taters!” “Oh no not drippy taters!!!”

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When someone pleasures your nuts with their tongue/mouth.

"Man, Sandy was really good at my tossing taters last night."

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To let someone know that you were just kidding; "pullin' your leg," "yankin' your chain."

"So yeah, I slept with her last night. She's a freak."
"For real?"
"Nahh, I'm just jockin' your taters."

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Potato Salad. A delicious-yet-cheap foodstuff.

"I can't think of anything good to bring to the Pot Luck, so I'll probably just whip up some Chunk Taters."

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A maddeningly popular online flash animation that features a catchy tune that is very hard to get out of your head.

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