Jamican Stapler

When u have a guy's or chicks nose on ur asshole and you fart while doing so u suck there nose into ur ass

hey zoey if u don't give me a jamican stapler i will punch u again

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It when a guy sticks his dick into a very tight vagina which it will not go in or a vagina with crabs and it pinches the guys dick into two.

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A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

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While a chick is giving you head you take out, break both of her legs. Then you staple your dick to her forehead.

I went to see you mom in the hospital after I gave her an angry stapler.

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When a man cums on the back of a girls neck then take off the pillow case and stick it to her neck.

I totally gave my bitch a buffalo stapler last night!

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When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.

Aw man, my gear is all sticky now because I tape stapler'd last night.

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