spooner 

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.

Katie is such a spooner.

spooner by Kituhn December 14, 2008

snoogered 

(1)the consequence of snoochie-boochies
(2)the state of being well and truly f*cked

(1) man, i am so snoogered after that snoochie-boochie...
(2) and then he snoogered me... snoogins!

snoogered by scaredyants September 29, 2003

spooner 

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

spooner by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

spooner-d by im anthony April 14, 2004

Simon Spooner 

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

Simon Spooner by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011

Spooner 

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

Spooner by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011

Frosted Mini Spooners 

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

Frosted Mini Spooners by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007