Purge and splurge 

When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit and want to masturbate without anyone knowing so you jerk off onto the shit.

Jonny: Dude I was on iFunny while taking a shit and got the urge to purge and splurge.
Kyle: Man you didn't even flush? Nasty shit.

Purge and splurge by Giant Jeffry November 19, 2017

Vaginal splurge 

When a woman gets her vagina really wet for someone named sid

Charlie got a vaginal splurge from Sidney

Vaginal splurge by Mellowkidd. July 23, 2017

Splurge 

An evil indulgence causing bank accounts to suffer.

ha i was right kristen

To splurge is evil to bank accounts.

Splurge by fruity April 22, 2006

the urge to splurge 

When ya get really horny and want to jerk off

After seeing a Thicc BBW i got the urge to splurge

the urge to splurge by Anigger7 January 30, 2017

splurge 

when u go a long time without masterbating and u sit next to a fine ass chick in class and u cum in your pants

Holy shit dude the new girl was so fine that i splurged all over my pants

splurge by hatedforsex April 16, 2007

splurge 

1. having sex or being/acting like a hoe

2. baggin' or get to know someone

3. go out & do you

1. that bitch was splurgin at that party on Friday

2. Boy - i'm tryna splurge tonight

3. Girl - me & my boyfriend broke up! i'm splurgin tonight

splurge by xkimberlee June 9, 2009

splurge 

to ejaculate

i splurged all over her face

splurge by pville October 29, 2002