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Dorkel Snorkel 

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.
She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.
Dorkel Snorkel by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006
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Giff snorkel 

An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.
Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.

Costa Rican Snorkel 

When a girl gives an underwater blowjob in a hot tub coming up for air only when necessary. Note that the whole head must be submerged. Some claim that experts can finish the snorkel without breathing. Mastering the snorkel takes extensive practice and many years of swimming experience.
What are you doing? No way. Not the Costa Rican Snorkel?

It was amazing. I have never seen such a great snorkeler before.
A word I don’t think exists.
Arin: What the hell is Sorceled?
Dan: I don’t know...

cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.
That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

meat snorkel 

The act of blowing air up a girls vagina then breathing it back in.
Yeah I meat snorkeled Liz Shaw last night, kept me going for 10 minutes.
meat snorkel by m1rag3 July 18, 2010

german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals
"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"
german snorkle by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007