i shitted my pants i am for real 

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

i shitted my pants i am for real by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

Shitted 

Basically Shit, but EDP language.

I almost shitted myself at school, god damn.

Shitted by maaaaaads July 28, 2020

shiffer snitter 

One who has a nose which makes them look like they're constantly sniffing the scent of shit, 24/7. Usually a long, pointy nose, with flared nostrils.

"Eww, that guy has an ugly-ass shiffer snitter; he should seriously consider a nose job."

shiffer snitter by Anilrahs August 20, 2006

one-sitted

The act of having completed a video game, book or other task from start to finish in one sit, without interruption

Person 1: This morning, I one-sitted FFVII !
Person 2: ...

one-sitted by SnoopDop June 23, 2009

shitted on your own doorstep 

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

shitted on your own doorstep by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009

spitted 

To nut on someone or something😭

He spitted on my face.

spitted by HellaFlee September 18, 2017

Bull Shitted 

The past tense of Bull Shit.

I completely bull shitted last night's homework.

Bull Shitted by IDon'tLookABitLikeJesus December 3, 2009