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The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit
Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted
The plural of shart-A fart and a Shit
Joe: Eww what is the smell man
Jimmy: Sorry dude, I sharted
Wait.

Hold on.

Someone PAID for this?

And you sharted it?
Sharted by diplomatician October 3, 2022
The act of trusting a fart but shitting yourself instead.
Irish sensibility shared in the sour of the moment as a person blurts a valuable or coincidental comment out into the pants of the current conversation..
"Did you ever hear of the title of a book titled "the magic pawn" ever published in China?" Brian sharted with a gasp..
Sharted by 12speed December 20, 2022

[Sharted] 

When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.
Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted
[Sharted] by Super_Arj October 15, 2007