seahawks 

Team that will be remembered for living in a city that rains all the time and looses superbowl 40 all the time. This team is really bad and even having the best player in the league Alexander couldnt help them win the Superbowl.

Hey man remember superbowl 40,

Yea the Seahawks lost!!

seahawks by hesKEET July 20, 2006

seahawking 

the use of an inflatable pool toy or raft to navigate a river and whitewater rapids; the use of a Seahawk in rafting down a river that contains whitewater;

"Hey man, you want to go seahawking?"

seahawking by boofer for life December 9, 2008

Seahawk 

A sex position where a male grabs a female, flips her upside down, grabs her legs, jumps up about 15 feet in the air, and spins around rapidly in a circle as he smashes her head on the ground. All while the males penis is in the female. This causes the female to orgasm in the most intense state of bliss.

Holy shit man, did you see the way that Zangief pulled a Seahawk on Chun-li in that street fighter parody porn?

Seahawk by Mathelli September 24, 2017

Seahawk 

A group of cheating, disgusting, dream-smashing NFC West stealing fucks

We went to a Seahawks' game today and realized we wasted our money

Seahawk by SexyKurt47 December 29, 2017

Seahawks 

Better than the niners

The Seahawks trashed the niners 45-0

Seahawks by Overtime Ishaan January 11, 2021

Seahawk fan 

A fan base that never catches a break, from 1 yard line jokes to the 7 year old bandwagons and the early-mid round playoff exits. Fans from ages 16-above are usually very loyal, and are completely numb to Super Bowl roasts. Usual arguing points are “we beat the Broncos” or “we have all time winning record against the pats” or “Russ deserved MVP this year”

Russ: what is a Seahawk fan?
Tyler: a Seahawk fan is someone who supports and hopes for your success on that team.

Seahawk fan by Cornpop720 March 2, 2021

Seahawky

Weak

Elon is feeling seahawky today so he won’t be going to the gym.

Seahawky by RayMonOneOne April 27, 2026