Cosmic Scouser 

Someone who wears crystals wrapped with rope as a necklace, from Liverpool. Will definitely ask for a go of your spliff, on Crosby Beach after a swim at 5am with a kale smoothie

He’s that Cosmic Scouser i saw litter picking

Cosmic Scouser by OnSinMissionMc November 11, 2020

plastic scouser

a wannabe scouser will put on a liverpool accent and act like a scouser to try and look hard or impress somebody or make them stand out.

People that come from formby and ormskirk can offten be plastic scousers and will act this way.

Forby person "Ay lad don't be fuckin bang on"

plastic scouser by joe_red August 30, 2006

scousetto 

The false accent usage from woolybacks (None Scousers)

"Eh eh calm down" along with the stupid Harry Enfieldesque hand waving, in a high-pitched scousetto voice.

scousetto by Wagster July 18, 2006

SCOUSER 

Person from Liverpool. Scousers are generally welcoming, fun loving, hardworking and a talented breed of people. Over the years there has been a wealth of talent come out of Liverpool and that flame still burns bright today. Let me also mention that Liverpool will now be the Capital of Culture 2008, and with the funding from Europe, it can only make Liverpool even better. As for the people who like to use old boring stereotypes made popular in the 1980's, I really would like you to come and see for yourself. Either that or check the crime and unemployment stats, Liverpool has higher EMPLOYMENT rates and LOWER crime rates than the likes of Manchester and areas of London.

"Today I met a Scouser, it changed my mind about the stupid stereotyping by idiot comedians such as Bernard Manning"

SCOUSER by Paul April 4, 2005

scouser 

Not from Newcastle

As in from Liverpool

scouser by piabju April 8, 2003

scouse 

a hearty liverpudlian dish

mince meat, potatoe gravy and salt
lots of salt (about a desert spoon full) 600g mince and about 3-4lb potatoes all stewed down to a thick gloopy consistency with lot's of salt to taste

scouse by redvynal January 30, 2004

SCOUSER 

An inhabitant of a city fueled by insecurity, weakness and self pity. A city that has received millions in European funding over the years and is still in the top 5 deprived areas of Europe and a low academic record to match. In the main because of the lack of drive, ambition and a propensity to blame everyone else for their failiure. The scouser has a great deal of hatred from Mancunians for building the ship canal, which defined the demise of Liverpool port trade. Where most economies moved on, Liverpool cornered the market in whinging thus creating a culture of state dependency. A common question is why so many people hate Liverpool, because the Scouser hates himself.

I'm a Scouser and we won the Capital of Culture, Giz a grant mate

SCOUSER by Trent Bretton October 11, 2007