Cash register honest 

A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.

Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.

Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.

Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.

Cash register honest by TV CAR March 25, 2010

Registering Voters 

A phrase used as a synonym for "Getting drunk and sleeping with numerous women"

(As popularized by internet legend Tucker Max)

Wife: Why were you out so late last night?
Husband: Oh, I was just out registering voters, dear. Nothing to worry about!

Registering Voters by Aylon January 11, 2008

Battlefront remastered 

To play a great remastered version of a classic game by a great emporer named fog

I love the idea of battlefront remastered

Battlefront remastered by Hyyperrs August 24, 2019

BattleBit Remastered 

The game where you get sniped by someone using a rocket launcher from 500 meters away

Hey man hop on BattleBit Remastered let's get some levels

BattleBit Remastered by Augh-HUH?apiatiraion June 27, 2023

Black Ops 1 & 2 Remastered 

Something that will never happen or be acknowledged.

When are Activision going to give us a Black Ops 1 & 2 Remastered?

Black Ops 1 & 2 Remastered by Bepisdoggo767 April 7, 2021

The C Register

When governments want to discreetly keep a record of “uncooperative” or “selfish” citizens and residents who refuse to be vaccinated against coronavirus, thus hindering their goal for the population to attain herd immunity.

Countries that have set up the C register are mum what they’d do to those vaccine free riders, other than hinting that they’d not expect to be treated the same as those who have come forward to be inoculated in spite of potential health risks.

The C Register by MathPlus February 23, 2021

Register Fire 

Any situation that interrupts the normal flow of a checkout line — resulting in the cash register and/or cashier metaphorically bursting into flames. Causes include employee incompetence, consumer ignorance or (in rare but highly disruptive circumstances) an actual technical malfunction. Register fires typically strike without warning, usually during peak shopping hours. While a shopper can sometimes spot a register fire in progress and avoid the affected checkout line, most register fires are impossible to predict.

Don’t get in that line. Looks like a register fire.

Some idiot tried to return a CD without a receipt and started a register fire.

Her credit card got declined. Register fire! Abort!

Register Fire by GeyerCom August 14, 2008