bowl painter 

The Bowl Painter does not necessarily have to be created by explosive diarrhea. It can also be caused when a large turd paints racing stripes on the toilet bowl as it is being flushed.

Damn, I had a huge bowl painter dump the other day.

bowl painter by the_buckeye_fan September 2, 2007

mexican painter 

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)

Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!

mexican painter by poode dude November 7, 2010

Matte Painter 

Matte Painter: a Digital Artist in the Film Industry.

A Matte Painter is a Digital Artist who creates artificial backgrounds for film and television or even for publication. At the turn of the century, Matte Painters used oils painted on glass to achieve this process. In the 21st Century the same results are achieved using computers and special editing software. This process using computers allows for much more convincing backgrounds (and occasionally foregrounds) to be rendered in much shorter periods of time. Most Matte Painters use a program called Photoshop to achieve the desired result although other programs such as Painter or Alias Wavefront may be used.

Movies like Star Wars and The Matrix and television series such as Farscape are fantasy-themed and therefore most of the artificial backgrounds used in each scene are Matte Paintings designed to convey a fantasy environment or atmosphere. This in turn may assist in selling the story to the audience.

eg 1. The production company couldn't afford to build an entire set on the backlot so they hired a Matte Painter to 'extend' the existing set and replace the missing backgrounds.

eg 2. It was overcast when they filmed the scene so a Matt Painter was employed to replace the sky plates.

Matte Painter by Maya Lightwave October 12, 2005

failed painter

that's what hitler was

man i cant believe that a failed painter took over most of europe

failed painter by dandafan May 25, 2021

Stinky Painter 

During anal sex, the man pulls his penis out and smears it across their partner's skin somewhere.

Oh man! It was gross. Sean told me he gave his girlfriend a Stinky Painter last night.

Stinky Painter by Dennis C. October 13, 2009

Austrian Painter 

Substitute for "Hitler". Used on YouTube, facebook and other social media platforms who seem to have no grasp of what "historical" or "satirical" means. And no, neo-nazis don't get to use this excuse.

Person 1: Remember that famous meme of wide Putin walking?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Now we have wide Austrian Painter walking.
Person 2: Austrian Painter? Who cares abo-... Oh, wait... I get it.

Austrian Painter by mancyclopediac July 21, 2022

A painter 

A painter is a member of an Armed unit that goes into the enemies territory to set a specific target for a missile to hit.
The target set is something that can be traced easily but cannot be found.
Usually some elctrical device with a frequency given only to the Allies so they can hit it.

"Get a painter to set the target.. it's the only way"

A painter by ShallowVision January 8, 2006