witch on wheels 

1. a woman who's only goal in life is to run you around in circles and drive you to the crazyhouse or divorce or both.

my wife is a witch on wheels, she is out to drive me crazy.

witch on wheels by o ray azzycrzy March 31, 2009

meal on wheels

To fart in one's vehicle preferably a truck or compact car, then proceeding to turn the heat to max. The victim will have no choice but to eat your fart.

While riding in Blake's truck Nate was suprised attacked with a meal on wheels and vomited all over the interior of the vehicle.

meal on wheels by Odoyle Rule March 24, 2008

doom on wheels 

Describes something really horrible, or impending doom.

"That final is going to be doom on wheels!"

"Ack, I know!"

doom on wheels by sumnox June 26, 2005

Meals on Wheels

The act of sucking off a guy in a wheelchair.

Sorry I'm late, I just had meals on wheels.

Meals on Wheels by bewigged July 31, 2015

Meals on wheels

Diarrhea

Man, I've got to get to the bathroom fast! That food I ate was so bad I've got meals on wheels.

Meals on wheels by Fast Track March 2, 2014

jesus on wheels 

1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.

2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.

1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."

2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."

jesus on wheels by Day June 16, 2007

lame on wheels 

To be more lame than anything imaginable. See also: The English equivelent, with knobs Lame can also be substituted with other adjectives or nouns, such as "shit" or "stupid"

Jeez, that movie was lame on wheels.

lame on wheels by HJORules007 August 3, 2007