MYSPACE 

1. Terrible color schemes.
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!

Guy1: hey check out this site, www.myspace.com
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!

MYSPACE by GOERNR January 12, 2006

myspace 

1.) Place where I made lots of "friends" before I went home for Christmas break then met up with some of them once I got home only to discover that our relationships were solely based on random comments that are only funny if it's past 3 AM and that I have no real life social skills.

2.) Emo/ hipster mecca. Sure they're hot and well dressed, but they all listen to the same music and share the same awkward haircut.

"Turns out, 'Will' the emo gangster I met on myspace doesn't have much to say in person. Nor do I."

myspace by loser face February 21, 2005

myspace 

a haven for teenagers, and people pretending to be teenagers who need an ego boost and a hair cut.

myspace: a place for scene sluts.

dinoheartrobot: omgz im so sad!
xlovelikemurderx: awww why hun?
dinoheartrobot: cuz i onli gawt liek 7 frend rekwests and 9 cmts todai!
xlovelikemurderx: i got like, 10 or something. im pretty bummed too.

myspace by rizzachael September 14, 2005

myspace 

Emo Headquarters. Established by a then poor emo tool called Tom. He marketed the site as emo friendly. For emos by emos. It was nothing more than a site for Tom to release his (sexual) frustration on the world. Soon, after the site became an established emo gathering, the preps joined in. All hell broke lose which lead to an e-war between the emos and preps. The mighty emos defeated the preps casting them away for ever. Nowadays preps are making a comeback. It is predicted preps will become the leading demographic in 2050.
Until then, emos run myspace.

Hey josh, lets go on myspace and plan how we will further destroy music.

myspace by Flatulent One September 13, 2008

Myspace 

1. A place to meet new people, or show you're friends with others.

2. It sucks.

"What the fuck is up with MySpace."

Myspace by arex-kun June 10, 2005

myspace 

noun. www.myspace.com, a website that allow individuals to set up a page displaying their personal information, pics and blogs and allows connection of these pages to one another by adding "friends".

Used by many different types of people including: lonely single men, street racing crews, lonely emo teens, garage bands and djs, bored people, people with too much time on their hands, party crews, asians, hot chicks, people that want others to think they're hot chicks, and people with giant egos.

see also "myspace whore"

girl1: "OMFGWTF!!!1 did you see what he wrote on his myspace!!1"
dude1: "no, i'm not a myspace whore like you guys"

myspace by Olly J February 24, 2005

myspace 

The only thing that is more addicting than drugs.

Wow, Joe has about 19,000 friends and he's only had myspace for about a month. What a fucking MySpace whore.

myspace by Murph! October 8, 2006