Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.

Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.

Muzzle Loader by t nigs May 30, 2007

Muzzle touch 

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)

Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!

Muzzle touch by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

muzzle blast 

This occurs when someone may accidentally choke and spit out whatever it was they were eating or drinking. It comes out of the mouth in a strong blast and could possibly land on someone else if they were close by. This may also occur when trying to shotgun hits from a bong or joint with someone else and the person who inhales begins choking on the smoke while trying to transfer the weed cloud to the mouth of the other person. This is not very pleasant and will bring embarassment to the unfortuante soul who does this, but a good friend will usually joke with you about it even though it was gross.

"Oh man, I started choking on my drink and muzzle blasted it all over my boyfriend!"

"Eeuww, gross! Was he mad?"

"Not really, we joked about it later since it was pretty funny."

or

(inhaling bong smoke, starts choking while shot gunning it to friend)
"Dude, wtf!!! You just muzzle blasted all over me!!"

"Sorry man, I just lost all control when I hit this thing!"

muzzle blast by Ahawk75 August 26, 2009

muzzle dance

In Halo, jumping while spinning in circles. Done best whilst on top of an opponents dead body, or with the oddball. An alternative way of mocking to a "t-bag"

person 1: HA he got punched in the FAACE. MUZZLE DANCE!...

Vook: What are you doing?
Delgado: t-baggin him?
Vook: Thats so last year brahh.. 2010 is the year of the muzzle dance.
Delgado: Thank youuuu

muzzle dance by Agent Vook November 27, 2010

Muzzle Loader

The act of having vaginal/anal sex with a partner and using your semi-erect penis (ram rod) to shove your testicles (ammunition) in the desired orpheus (muzzle) like that of a muzzle loading rifle. (Once your testicles are in the desired hole, you may also put your penis in the unoccupied hole if you so wish.)

"Bro! Last night I totally gave this haggard chick the Muzzle Loader in my car! I wasn't shooting blanks either!

Muzzle Loader by DFaseen September 6, 2011

muzzle, to 

To firmly place a pillow over the face of the girl your fucking in order to muffle her voice.

She was screaming so loud that I had to muzzle her.

muzzle, to by Canadian November 8, 2003

muzzle loader

procedure in STD when a cotton cutip is shoved 3 inches up your urethra

after I railed that skank I had to go get a muzzle loader

muzzle loader by clean February 3, 2005