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Toilet mascara 

A ring of crap that is left from letting shit sit in the toilet for to long.
I almost threw up when i look in your bathroom and saw your toilet mascara.

Massachusetts Mascara

When the male ganitalsis shoved fiercly into the female eye socket causing undeniable pleasure. Once injected the man lets seamon loose into the eyelid.
man 1:Ay yo nigga i be givin my bitch a massachusetts mascara and dat bitch be blind and runnin into things ALL day!

man2: DAM Cuddii u be lucky as HELL

man 1:NIGGA I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

italian mascara

The layer of grease that Italian people develope on their faces due to their naturally oily skin.
Gross, look at Luigi's italian mascara. That guinea should really wash his face.
italian mascara by Marco Columbo February 11, 2008

Natural Mascara 

bruising a females lower ocular socket.(see also BLACK EYE)
She wouldn't let me put it in her butt, so I gave her natural mascera.
Natural Mascara by Adam November 5, 2004

arabian mascara 

The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's eyes giving them arabian mascara
You mom has some nice arabian mascara, you assclown.

Irish Mascara 

A black eye received in a fistfight or any other kind of brawl.
"Dude, I got mugged on the way to work today..."
"Did you? I thought you'd just applied some Irish mascara."
Irish Mascara by Dact January 11, 2009