making biscuits 

When a cat moves his two front paws in a kneading motion. First one paw reaches out with claws extended and as it retracts, the other paw reaches out with claws extended. Repeat.

This occurs when the cat is relaxed and is usually accompanied by purring. Sometimes the cat is too happy though. If wearing thin pants, damage to human limbs may result.

The cat was so happy after I fed him oysters, he started making biscuits like he was going to open a bake shop.

making biscuits by Puffwa November 9, 2007

Making Trees 

Yacht(sailboat) racing term referring to the visual speed indicator of looking at a competitors sail edges and the trees on the land behind. If trees are appearing in front of the other vessel, then you are going faster. If the trees are appearing behind the other vessel, then it is going faster.
Related term: A Real Tree Maker - meaning a fast boat.

Making Trees/Tree Maker: Hey, I just spent three days fairing the boats hull. It's going to be a Real Tree Maker now.

Making Trees by DougBigg August 31, 2010

Malingestment 

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.

Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.

Malingestment by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

Making an ass out of yourself 

Used in a sentence typically constructed as "You're making an ass out of yourself". It means that the target is making himself seem foolish or that he is embarrassing himself.

"Josh is always making an ass out of himself when he's had too much to drink"
"Hey Josh! Stop making an ass out of yourself!"

Making an ass out of yourself by Alstorp July 3, 2014

Hat Making

The art of making hat-tricks. This term is most commonly used when a player gets three kills in a row, and in others words "Makes a Hat." This profession is only for professionals, and therefore should not even be spoken about by inferior people (Hat Buyers).

There are two types of people in the world: Hat Makers and Hat Buyers. Which type of person you are is determined at the time of your birth. When you are born, you are either wearing a hat or the doctor gives you a hat. If you are born with a hat then you are destined to be a Hat Maker... However, if the doctor gives you a hat then you are destined to become a hat buyer, which ensures your failure throughout life.

Ex1.: "Yo Brandon how's the business?"
"Pretty mulge, been makin' hats all night on these kids."

Ex2.: "Hey dude are you any good at that game?"
"Are you fucking kidding me? Did you see how much Hat Making went on that game because of me?"

Hat Making by Legit Hat Maker December 6, 2009

Making war or sausage 

There is an old saying among senior military officers making war or sausage is best done out of the public eye!

Don't show pictures of making war or sausage in media!

Making war or sausage by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021

making muffins

When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.

Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muffins on my pillow!

making muffins by peachpeach March 26, 2009