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vendor lock-in 

A common rent-seeking practice where vendors design structures and contracts to give them control of customer data and code.

The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:

1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with

2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access

3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor

4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal

6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run

7) Collect economic profits
Vendor Staff: "The regulators of First Common Bank found evidence of overcharging . First Common needs us to pull account numbers on which customers got hit. I wrote up the query and pulled the data while I was on the phone."

Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"

Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."

Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."

Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."
vendor lock-in by human-natured December 12, 2019

Academic Lock-in 

To lock in by making assignments without missing any at all and passing tests.
“Last semester I was almost about to fail half my classes. I gotta pull an Academic Lock-in this semester”
Academic Lock-in by Startupedition February 7, 2024

Dinya lock in 

When Dinya stops jerking off and drinking alcohol and starts to perform a so-called academic comeback.
"Hey Dinya, did you see the new TV series?"
"Nah man, I'm on that Dinya lock in."
"type shit type shit"
Dinya lock in by ladisl December 5, 2024

when you gotta lock in 

when you gotta lock in: when your looking at the goofiest shit ever but then somebody walks by or asks what your doing so you gotta put the most serious face on. Let even a smirk out its O, VER. You gotta be locking in here lookin like you´ve been mewing since 1894.
Me: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
Mom: *thinking,*what is he doing* Hey son what in the yippie kai yo kai yae are you
Me: 🗿,🗿did🗿you🗿say🗿something🗿figure🗿who🗿birthed🗿me🗿into🗿this🗿world🗿(damn bro she almost caught me, times like this is when you gotta lock in

are you tryna lock in? 

Are you tryna lock in?- do you want to love and be successful and achieve goals.

The Great Lock-in

A period of time where someone aims to change a lot of things in their life, and lock-in to maximise their grades
I feel like I need to start The Great Lock-in
The Great Lock-in by JCB---2 December 17, 2025