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Liberated Bush Beetle 

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.
I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.
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Liberapedia 

A parody of Conservapedia. Along with its older brother RationalWiki, it bravely stands up to the horribly-biased excuse for a wiki, and fights alongside its brother against religion, Donald Trump, and many other things.

Sadly though, 95% of its content is plagiarized from RW, to the point that RW is now very pissed at them. Also, it has almost zero editors left, and is now a ghost-wiki; its brother, however, has sysops in the hundreds, and active users in the thousands.
Liberapedia: Alright my loyal editors, time to expand our 35 little articles, and turn them into quality content- *crickets* Hey, dafuq did everyone go?

Meanwhile, in RW...

RationalWiki: Woo-hoo! I've just reached 1,500 pages! Goat be praised!
Liberapedia by R0-84N November 12, 2018

liberate 

Verb meaning to invade a country in order to steal its natural resources and then to shoot all the locals.

Corruption of an earlier word meaning "to free" (the kind of word statist wankers are unlikely ever to understand because they're too busy getting secret gay hard-ons from each other's uniforms and macho crap talk even while going round trying to ban gay marriage and be total homophobes because they won't admit to themselves that being right-wing is just a way to get turn-ons).
"We had to destroy the village in order to save it" (US marine commander in Vietnam)
liberate by troops out of iraq April 20, 2004
Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.
Liberace by Captain Awesome May 15, 2006

Liberapedia 

Liberapedia is a parody of conservapedia that makes there articles incredibly liberal.
Now with 100% more truth.
I edit Liberapedia as Elassint.
Liberapedia by InSaNeBaGeLmAn November 15, 2007

liberace face 

The art of blowing your load on ones face, then throwing glitter on them.
Bo: "dude did you hear what jacob did?"
Ty: "No what?"
Bo: "He gave jessie the liberace face!"
Ty: "Rainbow?"
Bo: "You know it"
liberace face by Mr_Solo_Dolo October 21, 2010

liberace slippers

Pejorative term for knee pads often heard on construction projects.
"We gotta go snap some lines and do some layout, better get the old liberace slippers out of the gangbox."
liberace slippers by Kutzo May 29, 2017