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Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man 

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.
Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."
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NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT 

Know you know how THEY felt when you where saying though mean things!
A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"

Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"

Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To She 

She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To She
She Wants To Know How She Is So Old So Is She How Know To She

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9. 

.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
.9.Do YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

.9.YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9. 

.9.YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.
.9.YOu Know How Easy It Is To Catch YOu Lying.9.

One win and don’t know how to act 

When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it
One win and don’t know how to act