Trouble Kelp 

A badass character in the Artemis Fowl book series. At the start of the series he is Captain, but is promoted to Major and eventually to Commander. He apparently changed his name to Trouble at his manhood ceremony, having just been accepted into the Lower Elements Police (LEP) Academy. He is Grub Kelp's older brother. Trouble is mentioned throughout the series, and in some books there are a few pages (chapters, in the case of The Arctic Incident) told from his point of view.

"LEPRetrieval One were the best and the brightest. It was every little fairy's dream that one day he would grow up to don the stealth-black jumpsuit of the Retrieval commandos. These were the elite. Trouble was their middle name. In the case of Captain Trouble Kelp, trouble was actually his first name" (Colfer 184).

Trouble Kelp by dreamsofspain December 31, 2009

california kelp forest 

When a woman does not wash her genitals for an extended period of time, which causes her pubes to become matted, resembling long strands of kelp. It will likely cause the smell to resemble a trash-riddled kelp forest.

I went home with Trashy Tracy™ last night when when I got hammered. She had the nastiest California Kelp Forest, even worse than Nasty Natalie™

california kelp forest by Ritapopper12 January 9, 2018

robot kelp

That weird stuff that Ian Holm's character in 'Alien' was made out of instead of human guts when Signourney Weaver & Co found out he was really an android. His innards consisted of white fluid mixed in with these clear bulbs that appeared to be some kind of robot kelp.

Son, you lack the robot kelp to step to me.

robot kelp by Audrey El September 20, 2005

Not If I Can Kelp It Burger 

An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"

Not If I Can Kelp It Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Gavid kelp 

A really pussy kid who doesnt do anything bad. You usually use it to convince somone to do somthing bad or say it after they are acting pussy

Person1: lets go steal stuff from savemart.
Person2: (plays a fake ringtone and is pretending to talk to his mom)Uh hello,ok bye. sorry guys i have to go home.
Person1:GAVID,gavid KELP!

Gavid kelp by schs/kelp July 22, 2010

Sand Kelp

When someone is in such over reactive distress that they cannot speak clearly and attempt to say Send Help.

Oh my god I'm overworked/ Please Sand Kelp!!!

Sand Kelp by hottstepper November 21, 2019

Casey Kelp 

A female character from the Snorks cartoon. She is the love interest of Allstar Seaworthy, and is a very brave girl. Her best friend is Daffney Gillfin.

"Aawww! I loved that definition!" - Casey Kelp

Casey Kelp by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022