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space-jammed 

1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.
1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.
space-jammed by lizzip April 20, 2005

Space Jammed

When your bitch ass friend steals your skill in order to win a bet or competition of any sort
Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.
Space Jammed by Girdlemaster June 9, 2017

head-jammed

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, instead of giving a warning that he's about to come, he suddenly grabs her by the back of the head and pulls her face into his crotch.
While Ann was going down on her boyfriend, he unexpectedly head-jammed her, causing her to scream at the shock of the mess he made on her face.
To be shot in a major way. You curl up in pain looking "jammed-up". Usually getting jammed means you got killed. Some call a gun a "jammy". Popular in gang/drug culture.
If that guy messes with me one more time he's going to get jammed!
jammed by RM March 4, 2005

jammed up 

when you get soooo fucked up from ripping an OC 80 and cannot control your scratching......that is being jammed up
Yo dude, i just ripped that whole oscar, I'm so jammed up!
jammed up by City Bird April 12, 2008

Jammed Up 

1. Not being able to make a competent play because of either an inability to make a timely decision on how to strike or another player causing mental interference.

2. In ping pong, when a defensive player cannot decide whether to use a forehand or backhand resulting in an awkward combination of unathletic moves.

3. In volleyball, not being able to choose between setting or bumping most likely resulting in being hit in the chest/face. Hitting between two players causing both to assume the other will hit is also considered proper usage.
Player 1: Don't get jammed up son!
*player 1 serves to player 2's hip*
*player 2 is unable to return ball*
Chris Dobson: Awwwww. I'm all jammed up!
Jammed Up by rck352 May 25, 2010