Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

Dick Hydrant by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Chin like a fire hydrant 

The opposite of a glass jaw. The ability to withstand multiple head punches, without getting KO'd or dropped

Chris leban has a chin like a fire hydrant, he's difficult to drop

Chin like a fire hydrant by Super grammatica July 11, 2014

Baby fire-hydrant 

A chick

When a Momi fire-hydrant and a Dadi fire-hydrant love each other very much they jump on a bed intell a baby fire-hydrant is form

Baby fire-hydrant by Donepone June 1, 2018

Norwegian Fire Hydrant 

When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.

She asked me for a dick pic so I responded with a photo of the good ol' Norwegian Fire Hydrant.

Norwegian Fire Hydrant by cumbeast26 October 17, 2022

Fire Hydrant Syndrome 

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.

I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!

Fire Hydrant Syndrome by Gothzilla November 16, 2010

utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.

tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant

utah fire hydrant by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011

kick the fire hydrant 

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

kick the fire hydrant by SirStephen February 8, 2012