In an awkward situation, this is a position one makes by putting his/her head down while the mouth is closed and the lips are crunched together firmly. This position is quick and easy and works well in any situation whether it be just a little awkward or really awkward.
Example #1 - (Ryan and Stephanie run into each other in the grocery store line)
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*
Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)
James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*
A position or state of being that occurs around lunch time, in which you are hunched over in light of extreme hunger. More commonly exectuted by the female gender ages 16 and above. The lunch hunch can be extremely creepy in nature and you generally should stay away from people doing it. A grimace usually goes along with the hunch.
Watch out for extreme slobbering.
Oh shit that bitch is lunch hunchin over there, grab your sandwhich before she gobbles it down.
Slang - Oh fuck grandma is hunchin' like a gorilla right now, better get the mashed potatoes ready
Where someone doesn't have an umbrella or hood they think they can protect themselves by hunching their back/shoulders. Totally useless unless you only want a dry neck!