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gymnasty 

An amazingly flexible freak of a girl... count your lucky stars if you get on of these in your lair!
Holy shit... that gymasty turned into a freaking pretzel last night..
gymnasty by Bugaboo September 13, 2003

vocal gymnastics 

A style of singing in current popular music, specifically R&B, where the singer incorporates a lot of "runs" and extra notes to showcase their vocal abilities, resulting in the singer looking like he/she is trying too hard to sound super-talented. Often accompanied by dramatic hand movements in synch with the notes being sung.
The version of "Lady Marmalade" sung by Christina Aguilera, Pink, Mya, etc. is nothing but a bunch of vocal gymnastics.
vocal gymnastics by Jo-chan February 3, 2005

swinging a cat in a gymnasium 

Metephor for having sex with a female that is very "loose". The extra vaginal space can be compared to swinging a cat by it's tail in a large room, such as a gymnasium.
Jim: "Yo, I heard you've been banging Samantha. She good in bed?"
Joe: "Dude, that chick's been around. Banging her is like swinging a cat in a gymnasium."

Rhythmic gymnastics 

Rhythmic gymnastics is one of the hardest sports with the most intense training regimen. Ballet, flexibility, strength and coordination these gymnasts need it all! The gymnasts compete in stunning leotards (usually 4) which altogether can cost over £3,000!!

Rhythmic gymnasts are easily the most talented athletes and can make catching a hoop and bending in all directions look elegant and flow beautifully in a routine!

Definitely the most underrated gymnasts in a sport which is no where near easy!!
In rhythmic gymnastics the gymnasts don't do backflips so don't even go there!!
Rhythmic gymnastics by xx123.321xx February 27, 2017

gymnastics 

A sport which is divided into two different parts : Artistic Gymnastics -the most popular sport at the Olympics after Athletics - and Rhythmic Gymnastics - also in the Olympics but not as popular and classified as a different sport.

In artistic gymnastics there are 8 different apparatus - Vault, Uneven Bars, Beam and Floor for the women and Floor, Pommel Horse, Rings, Vault, Parallel Bars and High Bar for the men.

Exercises include multiple somersaults/somersaults with twists, jumps and dance elements. Requires great power, flexibility, determination and will power, and a high level of fitness.

Rhythmic Gymnastics, or RSG for short, in a nutshell, involves women - men don't do RSG - who are too tall for AG bending their bodies into grotesque shapes while chucking either a ball, club, rope or ribbon in the air. Requires great flexibility. Judging at international competitions is often biased and fixed, and the very top gymnasts always seem to get temporarily banned for drug abuse...
Person One : We booked our gymnastics tickets for the Olympics!!

Person Two : AG or RSG?

Person One : RSG

Person Two : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gymnastics by Anon June 12, 2004

carnal gymnastics 

to have vaginal sex or "know" in the biblical sense
"did you see tom with that acrobat last night?"
"yeh, from what i heard they did carnal gymnastics all night long"