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Guacamole Nigga Penis 

When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.
Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!
Guacamole Nigga Penis by kkillphil December 30, 2018

guacamole nigga penis 

skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)
anyone: guacamole nigga penis

skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.
-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.

Guacamole Shooter 

mix together 2 oz. of beer, a shot of tequila, a splash of Tabasco, and a spoonful of guacamole in a whiskey glass. Shoot it in one gulp or sip it for prolonged gratification.
I bought a friend of mine a Guacamole Shooter for her birthday.

Guacamole Trail 

Discharge form a womens vagina, that is so thick it leaves a greenish trail in her underwear.
Damn girl! You need to get checked! Your vagina left a guacamole trail in your panties

Guacamole leg dip

When a white girl shaves her legs down to the point where they’re green
My god Sammy has guacamole leg dip. It looks so bad