Armenian Foreplay 

Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!

Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.

Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?

Armen: WTF?

Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......

Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!

Armenian Foreplay by Shabbali March 21, 2010

Retail Foreplay 

(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.

John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.

Retail Foreplay by John the Heeb January 11, 2012

Lewiston-foreplay  

When a man strikes, batters, wallops, bludgeons, knocks, pops, slams, slugs, smashes, socks, swats, whacks, or otherwise hits his sexual partner in the back of his or her head with his penis.

Lewiston-foreplay : "hey Bill, how did the wife like the Lewiston foreplay?" "Oh, I'll tell you Larry, she really enjoyed the swing of my penis across the back of her head."

Lewiston-foreplay by Tom the tucker October 17, 2008

Conversation Foreplay 

When you start talking to someone in the street or on msn etc, and your saying things like "how are you" and "been up to much" to get the conversation going, like doing foreplay before sex.

Friend: yeah we did the whole conversation foreplay thing and then he was suddenly like oh gotta go bye.

Conversation Foreplay by hobocrew July 20, 2010

Humpday Foreplay 

Tuesday

Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"

Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"

Humpday Foreplay by yamageke August 3, 2010

Sarcastic Foreplay 

When you know there is not going to be sex but you do it anyway.

I knew nothing was going to happen this weekend so I settled for Insidious and Sarcastic Foreplay.

Sarcastic Foreplay by ringo2010 September 13, 2011

Thai Foreplay 

When you are not sure if the chick has a penis or not and is keeping it in suspense.

This chick is giving me the thai foreplay. I have to know what's down there before we hook up!

Thai Foreplay by Xachco April 28, 2020