Slüdge Felcher 

n. The gnarliest sludgiest band ever to exist on any fucking planet.

adj. (Sloo-dge fell chur) To describe an individual who sucks diarrhea out of another's rectum

Syn: Ass Eater, Mud Sucker, Shit Sipper, #EmergencyColonoscopy#nofilter, Pinkeye.

"That slüdge felcher sucked me dry"

Slüdge Felcher by steamyshitstainedsludgechest January 2, 2013

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

A muck ring is the ring of shit that forms around a penis during anal sex. A Felcher is one who felches. Therefore an MRLF is someone that felches and licks the muck ring off of penises

He's an Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF)

Muck Ring Licking Felcher (MRLF) by torrK October 14, 2008

friendly felcher 

is when you cum in someones ass and you have a friend suck it out with or without a straw

Hey jeff could you stop by the house today and give my wife a friendly felcher

friendly felcher by bob todler October 3, 2009

frog felcher 

someone who fucks a frog up the arse, then sucks out their cum fro the frogs arse

see that bloke over there, he's a right frog felcher

frog felcher by chimp101 March 5, 2008

Fisting Felcher 

The oral retrival of ones watch, bracelet, sweatband, class ring, wedding ring, legwarmer, or anything else worn on an appendage, from another persons rectum immediately following fisting.

After the fisting was done, Ryan had to pull a fisting felcher to remove his hair tie from Kody's ass.

Fisting Felcher by Brett Casey November 21, 2003

Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni

I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you

Spaghetti Felcher by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016

Goddamn fuckin' felcher 

Someone very fuckin' bad, stronger than motherfucker.

You're dead shit,goddamn fuckin' felcher! When the fuck you gonna return ma motherfuckin' dough?

Goddamn fuckin' felcher by English language professor November 14, 2007