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dragging taint 

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.
Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!
dragging taint by hugeneck June 11, 2017

dragging canoe 

walking around with a turd in your underpants
I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.
dragging canoe by sliveredham March 7, 2019

Dragging it 

When you take a small issue and make it something more then it had to be
I already said I was messin with her she’s dragging it
Dragging it by Terrible T January 25, 2021

Dragging The Caber

When an exceptionally well-endowed man wears a kilt in the traditional style and ends up dragging the tip of his member through the dirt.
Abe took me to the Highland Games where we both wore traditional Scottish dress. It wasn't until I looked back and saw the trench between his footprints that I realized Abe had been dragging the caber for the last half mile.

Dragging Garbage 

Hey Jim, saw your lady the other day and I wondered, how long have y'all been dragging garbage? ... 'Too long' said Jim.

Dragging out the Ass 

When Ty Whitt tries to explain his reasoning for his NSFW Pun in the office about how LONG SOMETHING IS!
This feels like its dragging out the ass