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Your Mums Got A Mullet Down Under

A term used to describe ones mother impliying that they have a lot of pubes. Can be used as a come-back if someone says you have a mullet.
Example

Alexis: You've got A mullet.

Akira: No mate, your mums got a mullet down under.

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under 

An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.

If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.
After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!

Dumbo Down Under 

When a woman's vaginal lips are so large that they flap around.
"...and they were so big I thought she might fly away! like Dumbo down under!"
Dumbo Down Under by Proverbial G December 27, 2007

Hanging Down Under 

The act of dangling a turd from an asshole above a bowl of Weet-Bix™ whilst someone else attempts to eat the Weet-Bix™ as fast as they can before the turd plops into the bowl. If the turd plops into the bowl before the other can finish eating the Weet-Bix™, the person eating the Weet-Bix™ must also eat the shit.
"I played a game of 'Hanging Down Under' with old Gazza yesterday, but what he didn't know was that I had a bad case of diarrhea."
Hanging Down Under by Horny Pooter November 28, 2017

Land Down Under

Another word for the country Australia or New Zealand
Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Ya better run ya better take cover!
*Epic Flute Segment*

Dirty thunder from down under 

When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you fart so hard that she feels the vibration of the fart off the head of your dick
I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a dirty thunder from down under , she felt it and laughed