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Distractify 

Distractify
The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.
Distractify by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019

Designated distraction. 

Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.
Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.

( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )

Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.

weapon of mass distraction

Attractive woman who turns all heads and distract people by just being being there.
Priya is so pretty, she is a weapon of mass distraction.

Distracturbation

The act of rubbing one out and fantasizing. During your fantasy, you doze off and think about other things.
I was jerking it to Layla but I proceeded to enter into Distracturbation and started thinking about my credit score and Tom Cruise in "The Last Samurai."
Distracturbation by imoldregg! March 1, 2011

weapons of mass distraction 

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.
For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.

Distraction Word 

When you are looking up a word on UrbanDictionary.com and you see another word that interests you and you loose track of what you were looking at in the first place.
Example Distraction Words; Cullen Angry Dragon Alaskan Pipeline Tea Bag Bombing the titanic Tony Danza or any other words you come across on the UrbanDictionary website.
Distraction Word by dic fast December 6, 2009