Sexually Distracted 

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

Sexually Distracted by Nate dg January 8, 2009

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace 

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace by inf1nity May 14, 2008

Lil' Disgrace 

Every preschooler ever.

This preschooler is being such a Lil' Disgrace.

Lil' Disgrace by Jqoi Zunderlat October 20, 2020

The Great Disgrace 

When one is not phased by social regularity and is content with being in situations deemed disgraceful, such as whilst tripping balls and playing with a stick for hours. In the modern world such actions would be considered disgraceful.

The key point behind being a disgrace is that your having the most fun by not conforming to society's ideals of consumerism and greed.

Note: To be a true disgrace one must not be in or do anything life threatening, instead must be sill and daft at all times.

Person 1 - "why is that guy dancing in the rain with only his underpants on?"
Person 2 - "because he is the great disgrace"
other examples include
"jimbo you are the great disgrace"

"hes the amount of disgrace"
"hes become the great disgrace"

when you've taken to many drugs - "look at the colours!..oh im such a disgrace"

The Great Disgrace by disssgrraccee July 27, 2012

Disgracial 

Disgraceful racial behaviour.

Someone spots a person of colour running and says, I wonder what they’ve just stolen? That’s disgracial.

A White woman clutching their purse or checking their wallet as a person of ethnicity approaches. That’s disgracial.

A store owner following a customer of color around the store as if they are about to shoplift. That’s disgracial.

An Asian person waits for the next elevator when a person of colour or youths wearing hoodies are in the lift. That’s disgracial.

Someone spots a person of colour running and says, I wonder what they’ve just stolen? That’s disgracial.

Disgracial by Michaelw60 May 31, 2021

distracted by a pelican 

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

distracted by a pelican by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

don't get distracted 

what you probably thought before typing urban dictionary into the search bar

you to yourself: ok, this work is due tomorrow, don't get distracted!
5 seconds later
*you're here*

don't get distracted by just_a_bored_person March 8, 2021