Interior Decorating 

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.

Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."

Interior Decorating by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005

Got decoraters in 

Got the decoraters in is a term used by women on their period, meaning that the "decoraters" are painting the walls red!

ewww right?

"hey sexy. fancy some fun tonight?"
"can't, got decoraters in!"
"Nice :|"

Got decoraters in by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009

Dicorate 

(dick-COR-ate) The art of applying jewelry or other enhancement to a penis.

Honey, let’s dicorate with cock ring.

Dicorate by comoe January 7, 2010

Decorating The Closet 

When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.

Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.

Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.

Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!

Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.

Decorating The Closet by veryfunnylolpants October 21, 2011

Decorative towels 

1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use

2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.

To check for freshness, she smelled the decorative towels

Decorative towels by Aries7777 January 11, 2017

Cake Decorator 

A person who enjoys ejaculating on a large butt, known as the slang "cake." Hence, a person who "decorates the cake."

Oh MY GAWD Becky, look at her butt.

I bet her man is a real Cake Decorator.

Cake Decorator by WizardofWord September 1, 2022

tree decoration 

Racial slur for a black person

Stupid ass tree decoration.

tree decoration by dxenrms December 5, 2017