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Speaking cursive 

Speaking so abstractly it sounds like gibberish, usually performed when intoxicated.
Jason: givmehanodadrink
James: What did he say?
John: I think he was speaking cursive.
Speaking cursive by Beastpastor64 February 29, 2020

Talk in cursive 

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.
“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

Chocolate Cursive 

A variant on old-English cursive commonly used when putting icing on cake.
"HAPPY Birthday Slut" is Chocolate Cursive for "HAPPY Birthday (insert friend's name here)".

Kentucky Cursive

Peeing in the snow, while writing your friends name in his moms handwriting.
After fucking Frank's mom, he wrote Frank's name in Kentucky Cursive.
Kentucky Cursive by Peesalot July 12, 2017

speaking in cursive 

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together
He is speaking in cursive again.
speaking in cursive by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

writes in cursive

Someone caught sexting by the pervert-patrol.
writes in cursive by LAMO93401 January 30, 2018