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Chrissy Costanza 

A gorgeous human being who is the lead singer of the band, Against the Current, alongside drummer Will Ferri and Gutarist, Dan Gow. Chrissy is literally the most adorable person to exist. Her family is of Italian decent but lives in New York. Chrissy has one younger brother named Mikey. She also has a YouTube channel where she often uploads makeup tutorials, skin routines, and tour updates. She has a very cute puppy named Sammi, who is a cream colored labradoodle. Chrissy is super duper sweet and extremely relatable. Her favorite video game is League of Legends and plays as the character Annie.
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Pulling a Costanza 

Removal of ones shirt while using the lavatory to go number 2. It is an excersize that provides freedom of movement, a sense of airiness, and a cool sensation on a hot summer day.
It is so hot in my office but after pulling a Costanza, I feel fresh again.

a costanza 

calling every bet and raise after bricking every street, but praying really hard the other guy makes a boat
i pulled a costanza after i caught a Q on 4th, K on 5th, 9 on 6th, and 8 on 7th. thankfully my luckbox was in over drive and the other guy made 33999.

Taking a Costanza

“Taking a Costanza” is the act of taking your shirt off before dropping a massive shit. It is also known as the most gratifying thing a straight man can do with his shirt off.
That Indian food last night fcked my stomach up, I taking a Costanza
God she is the most beautiful person with a marvelous soul. But her best attributes is that she’s selfless and loyal. She might come out as the quite bunch at first glance but you have been very mistaken. If she’s with the right people she can make you laugh for days. She’s basically a hidden goddess in earth( extremely good dancer too).You'd be lucky if you catch a girl like this as your girlfriend because she’s a keeper( amazing sex too very kinky)
Boy: Yo come hang out with us Constanza.
Constanza by Starlight67 March 18, 2020
The most amazing person you will ever meet. Handsome, funny, kind and never gets mad. Can help you in any situation and is a very good girlfriend. Very good at sports and very intelligent.
I’m in love with Constanza, she is so hot!
Constanza by Green Turkey October 21, 2019
The essence of a beautiful spirit. When she walks into the room you can tell that something is extremely wonderful about her. Very sweet. Very passionate.
When i look into the sunset, I have a feeling of Constanza
Constanza by SillyBillyCool September 29, 2011