Coming in Clietch 

At the last possible moment of a time sensitive situation it is put into a unrecoverable state with drastic consequences.

"He totally fumbled that system repair at the last minute, Coming in Clietch.

Coming in Clietch by Proactive46 October 11, 2021

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 

Phrase used after you say something (generally a longer story) and no one responds, similar to how a ted talk works.

You: *tells a long story about how you dropped your enchilada*
group chat: *doesnt respond”
You: Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Thank you for coming to my ted talk by jamesqu August 2, 2018

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

cumming and going by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

coming out of the coffin 

similar to the term "coming out of the closet" but involves a person to tell their family about there attraction to dead bodies (aka) necrophilia. the term also means for a body to come out of the closet.

person 1: mum dad come here please.
mum: what is it?
person 1:i have a sexual attraction to dead people.
dad: hahah that's my boy coming out of the coffin i know a girl she is called "stiffney"

coming out of the coffin by kep john May 14, 2014

coming for my edges 

It's like you are getting dragged or called out. So if someone insults you they're coming for your edges. So if someone is coming for your edges they just metaphorically snatched your hairline with their insult.

example 1:
boy: you suck at spelling.
girl: chill I'm not an English major
boy: I'm not an English major either but I know how to spell.
girl: why you coming for my edges like that

example 2:
girl: you need to get some Clearasil for your busted ass forehead
boy: damn how you going to come for my edges like that

coming for my edges by agenericere April 17, 2017

pissing and shitting and cumming 

the words spoken by Gilbert gottfried

Gilbert: im pissing and shitting and cumming

pissing and shitting and cumming by NCR Veteran Ranger#5406 August 19, 2020

Everything's coming up Milhouse 

Means "Everythings going well for me". Came from the Simpsons character MilHouse when something particulary swell happened to him.

I just found 10 bucks, everything's coming up Milhouse!

Everything's coming up Milhouse by Sheepz January 29, 2004