catastrophe 

a word overly used by "scene kids".
usually appears in their myspace name.

"zomg, did you see my new myspace name! it's XxXCaseyCatastropheXxX! i'm so hxc now!"
"wow you suck cock."
"kthnxbai!"

catastrophe by jozlynn January 19, 2008

catastrophise 

To describe an event in a horrific, gruesome, and tragic way.

I tend to catastrophise when explain my thoughts of the war on terrorism.

catastrophise by Steve May 13, 2005

Catastrophe 

Originated from the same exact french word, is preferably yelled out as a drunken calming down when faced to surprising circumstances.

Lucy: Motherfuck, our boarding house coordinator is here and we are dressed up like sluts and drunk and...

Natalya: C'EST PAS UNE GRANDE CATASTROPHE!

Catastrophe by lucyandzoeonelvoe August 10, 2010

Catastrophist 

The person who sees the worst possible outcome in everything.

Being a catastrophist, Benji’s mother imagined her son falling through the glass table every time he tried to climb on It.

Catastrophist by Pumpkin123 May 10, 2018

freeball-catastrophe

A freeball-catastrophe is getting your pubes caught in your zipper.

My roomie, Matt, had a freeball-catastrophe - got his pubes caught in his zipper -- they had to cut them off!!

freeball-catastrophe by USAF Cadet November 5, 2020

Mexican Catastrophe 

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.

Mexican Catastrophe by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006

Catastrophaded 

When a person is extremely high or intoxicated and is having such a fun time being out of control .they look around and see what a mess they have made because of it.

"Woohwee!!"..look at this place what a mess !!Looks like whoever made it must be catastrophaded damn all fucked up !!

Catastrophaded by Missme smile December 15, 2018