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Buzzkill Lightyear 

What you can call a tottal stranger, weirdo, E-Tard, sketch ball who abruptly kills any good time. Commonly seen using his most favorite buzz kill move, tickling random girls below the belt, and severely frightening them.
Ian: Hey! wanna peanut butter cracker sandwich!

Weirdo: YA!!!! If i could figure out what peanut-butter is slang for i would probably buy some??

Hott Slut: Its not slang its peanut-butter! it'll give ya energry!

Weirdo: Hey there!.. are ya ticklish, " grabbing at inner thigh through car window."

Ian: WoW! relax Buzzkill lightyear why don't you come find out if I'm ticklish.

Weirdo: duh. I had ta?

Hott slut in back seat: What a fucking Jabroni!
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buzzkill major 

a term used when something is a extreme, serious bust or let down.
Jessy: "Crap! I just remembered that I have a project due tomorow!"

Kassy: Dude, Buzzkill major.
buzzkill major by ava555 June 20, 2011

Captain Buzzkill 

Someone who is the # 1 buzzkiller at a party or social event. Used as a noun.
The party was about to get started before Nate a.k.a Captain Buzzkill lectured us on why we shouldn't drink alcohol.
Captain Buzzkill by DiDo25878 January 3, 2008

Sergeant Buzzkill 

The one person at a party that completely obliterates the vibe or mood of the party by saying something completelty stupid and or un-called for. Or the one person no one wants at a party.
You just spilt all of our alcohol...Way to go, sergeant buzzkill!!!

O shit, funs over. Here comes Sergeant Buzzkill!
Sergeant Buzzkill by Jason Cass August 1, 2008

Twilight Buzzkill 

Literally how it's read. Twilight Buzzkill. A harsh slap in the face to bring a person back to reality, to get out of Twi-Land. Usually a person has to tell the Twihard to get a life you Twifuckup, and that usually does the trick. Sometimes the Twibuzzkiller is just a big A-Hole, though. I'm not taking sides, here.
Twihard: I wish I was a vampire! Golly!
Twibuzzkiller: Are you kidding? There are so many things wrong with the book! I mean, first off, If the Cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? You are stupendously-
Twihard: Just shut up, OK!!! You're such a Twilight Buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)
Twilight Buzzkill by Spatchmo June 30, 2009

stoner buzzkill 

One who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. Also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.
Ted: Man those were dank headies we got
Bill: No this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
Ted: Dude your being a stoner buzzkill
stoner buzzkill by biglrip March 29, 2009

iTune Buzzkill 

You have your i-Pod/i-Tunes on shuffle, you're jamming out doing your everyday thing, then BOOM! song switches to a completely irrevelant song and ruins your exuberant mood.
Frank: Man, I was rocking out to "The Chili Peppers" earlier I got in my usual calm, moviated mood then BOOM! ..my wife's "Rocket Summer" starting playing and I just lost all hope..

Bob: Ahh! Frank I'm sorry. Sounds like a iTune buzzkill.
iTune Buzzkill by Limabina May 2, 2009