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Buying Tires 

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.
Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!
Buying Tires by Winks99 May 4, 2019

buyingkaeyafromwalmart 

unironically the most funniest underrated person on tiktok
jason - yo u know buyingkaeyafromwalmart

jack- ya they made yo mama die from laughter πŸ˜ˆπŸ€£πŸ˜‚

buying milk 

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.
Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
buying milk by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022

Pizza-buying boss 

That kind of boss who asks you to work on the weekends, to come in early and leave late, and of course ask the impossible to get done yesterday. But that one day of the year, he or she buys a hot sloppy pizza for your hard work that still goes un-recognized.
Worker 1: " what's it like working for John?"
Worker 2:" he's totally a pizza-buying boss"

Buying the lobster 

Choosing to buy a significantly more expensive item largely because it is better marketed and more ostentatious but which is actually of slightly inferior quality to the cheaper option. Often done on impulse.
Adam: "You know I kinda regret forking out $5000 for this fancy clockwork watch. I need to wind it all the time and my old quartz watch was noticeably more accurate."
Barry: "You spent $5000 on a watch! What were you thinking?"
Adam: "I dunno ... it looked great in the shop window and my credit card made it so easy. I guess I just bought the lobster."
Barry: "I know what you mean, I hate buying the lobster."

Millsrane buying 

When someone incessantly purchases new cars one after the other replacing their old car with a new car. Often the car purchaser will go through reasons as to why they need to purchase the new car. "its better fuel economy", "its got back seats for the kids", "its the snow - I needed something better for the snow", "It will get me more chicks" etc

Not to be confused with ndubz buying where you replace a car on a seasonal basis. e.g. this is my winter car
Dude 1: "Yo did you see Todd's new Scooby in the car park"
Dude 2: "Yeah man its his sixth he is Millsrane buying cars!"