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Boney Drank 

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.
What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.
Boney Drank by Stealthydan January 11, 2023

Boney missile 

Emory launched a boney missile straight my nose
Boney missile by FP.27 February 1, 2023

Boney Bump 

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone’s penis.
I heard they’re doing boney bumps in the bathroom.
Slang for an errection originating from the word boner
"When I saw that hot chick I immediately popped a boney D."
Boney D by Satan's big toe February 25, 2026

pop a boney 

Spawn an erection by sheer will through elite control of the bulbospongiosus muscle... often for a utilitarian rather than sexual purpose.
We got stuck in deep snow bank and didn't have a flare, so Abe had to pop a boney and tie a flag to it to signal for help.
pop a boney by MaryTodd1818 February 25, 2021

Ride the Boney Pony 

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.
My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.