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Blart
blart
Similar to "blast" or a "good time." Spoken as if someone were unfamiliar with the english language and mispronounced "blast."
blart by Chris Felax March 25, 2008
Blart
A bubblicous fart. For example : If you are sitting down and you fart, the bubble creeps up your crotchral region and it is then a blart
Blart by Dfunkalicious October 17, 2009
blart
a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart
blart by jgootsspacesoots March 9, 2009
BLART
Brutal Life Altering Rape Treatment. Noun; The act of raping someone with such force and single-minded evil that it changes their life forever. As opposed to date rape, which can often be repressed, a BLART is something that forces years of therapy and total loss of self. Being held captive in a trucker's footlocker for three weeks eating only clumps of hair and peach slices while being systematically tortured and sexually abused with jumper cables would be a BLART. Showering after some frat boy held you down for three minutes would not be a BLART.
They found her hiding from the light in a hallowed out tree clinging to a dirty sweater and missing six fingers, it was obvious to the detectives she had received a BLART.
That girl is such a cunt, she needs a good BLART.
I would never make love to Paris Hilton, but I wouldn’t mind giving her a BLART.
That girl is such a cunt, she needs a good BLART.
I would never make love to Paris Hilton, but I wouldn’t mind giving her a BLART.
BLART by TeamMillunzi February 18, 2009