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National bitch day 

On May 11th is national bitch day. If someone is acting like a bitch you may slap them until they stop being a bitch

If someone is born an May 11th, everyone will be able to call them a bitch for as long as they live
You are being a bitch and today is National bitch day, if u keep acting like a bitch ill slap you.

National jealous bitch day 

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !
that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

Hump your bitch day 

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .
* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

National bang a bitch day 

Yo!! Today is national bang a bitch day! Grab a bish by her weave and bang her

National DJ a bitch day 

on this day January 1st- December 31st DJ is a bitch ass nigga
Von: aye yk today is national dj a bitch day
tay: ong i ain’t know that
Von: yeah and imma leak that nigga music

Hug a bitch day 

On April 25th you need to hug a bitch. or just someone you wanna hug
girl: hug me

guy: no, why
girl: it’s national hug a bitch day

guy: oh okay